sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW
Pineapple juice contains an enzyme that breaks down flesh and if you work with pineapples for an extended period of time without gloves your fingerprints will erode away and you can commit the perfect robbery
White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective.
if you are losing weight and getting fit right now and you’re in college, with a job, in your late teens or early twenties, and you are not only struggling with the bullshit that goes with school and work but also trying to get in the best shape of your life while also simultaneously coping with the inner monologue in your head that won’t shut up about your imminent future as an adult in the real world, you get mad props from me.