queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(via trancy)

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via laughcentre)

raybutts:

I can make your

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(via raffyoli)

reallynotgood:

disgusting

(via raffyoli)

kreppie:

pointatthesky:

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

Pineapple juice contains an enzyme that breaks down flesh and if you work with pineapples for an extended period of time without gloves your fingerprints will erode away and you can commit the perfect robbery

Amazing

(via creamydragonfire)

ratchetmelancholy:

White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

(via raffyoli)

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

(via teatimeteshima)

phosphorescentt:

if you are losing weight and getting fit right now and you’re in college, with a job, in your late teens or early twenties, and you are not only struggling with the bullshit that goes with school and work but also trying to get in the best shape of your life while also simultaneously coping with the inner monologue in your head that won’t shut up about your imminent future as an adult in the real world, you get mad props from me.

(via humpmylumps)

first day of work tomorrow gonna make some money for the new 3ds college

mew-mew-ichigo:

sometimes Azula says stuff that makes me laugh

mew-mew-ichigo:

sometimes Azula says stuff that makes me laugh

(via nocturnaldivulger)